omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
- post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
- you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
- no more selfies allowed
- blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
- heroin will be legalized
- george bush will become president again
- stock market will crash
- korea will blow the US up
- world war 3
ok that will be 1.39
uh can I get a bag too please?
*gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss