It all seemed too easy, way too easy..
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me at school:
omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
- me at home:
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
- post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
- you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
- no more selfies allowed
- blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
- heroin will be legalized
- george bush will become president again
- stock market will crash
- korea will blow the US up
- world war 3
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Cashier guy:
ok that will be 1.39
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Me:
uh can I get a bag too please?
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Cashier guy:
*gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
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Me:
thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
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Cashier guy:
what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
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Cashier guy (as I'm leaving):
DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL
cryn
lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth
IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
